Cat Meets Alice

What sort of people live about here?” asked Alice.
“In that direction,” said Constitutional Cat, “lives a Law Professor; and in that direction, lives a Politician.  Visit either one you like: they’re both mad.”
“But I don’t want to go among mad people,” objected Alice.
“Oh, you can’t help that,” said the Cat:  “we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad.”
“How do you know I’m mad?” said Alice, somewhat appalled.
“You must be mad,” said the Cat, “or you wouldn’t have come here.”
— from Alice in Referendumland


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UPDATED 17 January 2019